Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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