If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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