If that was your dad, he is hot
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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