Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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