Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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