Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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