For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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