If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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