yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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