break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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