How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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