Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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