My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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