Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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