I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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