Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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