id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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