i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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