Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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