So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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