Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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