let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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