She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
