didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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