no you cant smoke seaweed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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