ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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