Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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