Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You've changed since you got that strap on
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize