Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I will be naked everywhere
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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