the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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