but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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