Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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