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• (602): View more from Arizona

  where are you

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  in your bedroom

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  how did you get in

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  your wife…

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  WTF

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Bea Arthur died! :(

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  What?

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  Big bird passed.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.

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