Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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