I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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