sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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