She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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