butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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