Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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