i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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