Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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