can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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