Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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