im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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