its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm passing your future prison.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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