Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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