I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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