? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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