I wish I could punch you in the face.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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