WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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