A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
