some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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