i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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