I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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