So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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