So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Fuck appropriateness.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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