No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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