She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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