You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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