I must be too annoying 4 u.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
